Now let me tell you a joke.

Zoe and I found this joke in a book. Can't remember where it was, or what the title was either. All I remember was that it was funny.

So here it is.

A punk rocker, complete with a rainbow mohawk and metal piercings all over his body, boards a public bus. He sits down next to an elderly man who keeps staring at him.

"What's wrong, old man? Never done anything wild in your life?" says the punk rocker.

The old man replies, "I had sex with a parrot once, and I was wondering if you were my son."

You got to admit, it is funny.